Intro: D


         D
When the girls get here
                            G
We'll talk about integrated circuits and things
                 D
To show them how smart we are
G             A       D
We'll set our hair on fire (that should impress them)
G              A        D
Spill beer all over our t-shirts (accidentally)
Em                                   A
We'll show them what kind of guys we are


         D
When the girls get here
                  G
We'll do a little funky dance
                 D
To show them how cool we are
G               A            D
We'll throw our socks in the closet (where it keeps them warm)
G            A              D 
We'll wear berets with dark glasses (kinda like a beatnik)
Em                                   A
We'll show them what kind of guys we are


    Em         A            D
And all of the guys that we know
        B  G    Em        A             D
Will be so envious of our charm and our wit
    Em
But we don't need them
          F#m
We've got lots of good friends
       G                        A
And we know that the real fun begins
         D             A  G
When the girls get here 
         D             A  G
When the girls get here 
         D             A  G
When the girls get here 


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         E
When the girls get here...
           A
We'll pull out our guitars
                        E
And tell them how we're gonna be stars
A           B           E
We'll put decals on our suitcase (when the girls get here)
A                B            E
We'll twist with all of their friends (when the girls get here)
A            B          E
We'll follow old people home (when the girls get here)
A          B           E
We'll play dead in the drug store (when the girls get here)
A         B             E
Do figure eights in our four-bys (when the girls get here)
A         B              E
We'll put mirrors on the ceiling (when the girls get here)
A              B            E
And we'll spin discs by the Aztecs (when the girls get here)
A             B         E
We'll swallow fish in a phone booth
F#m                               A  B
We'll show them what kind of guys we are...


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One, two, three!


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