Ab Cm Ab Bb Cm F
Ab Cm Ab Bb Cm Fm

[Verse 1]
Ab
Romaine lettuce
  Cm
And poisonous things
Ab       Bb                                Fm
Almost as bad as the shooter down the street
     Ab
I'll take the wrong pill
   Cm
Get robbed in my sleep
Ab        Bb
Take me a jog
        Cm        Fm
And get hit by a jeep

[Verse 2]
    Ab
I'll drive too fast
      Cm
Or I'll drive too slow
Ab         Bb
Make bad friends
         Bbm           Fm
Who get high and break bones
Ab
Stub my toe
    Cm
And bleed out slow
    Ab       Bb
My salad could kill me
      Fm
Now I know

[Chorus]
                       Ab  Cm  Ab  Bb Cm
They're comin' for my life
        Fm             Ab  Cm  Ab  Bb Cm
They're comin' for my life
Fm

[Verse 3]
Ab
Laundry pods

Exploding phones
Bb         Cm            Fm
Double dog dare you to streak in the snow
   Ab
I like my odds
      Cm
Don't tell me no
   Ab       Bb
My manager said
         Fm
I need a viral video

[Verse 4]
    Ab
You think I'm wrong?
    Cm
Go check the charts
     Ab         Bb
It's all in the story
Cm        Fm
Fuck your art
      Ab                        Cm
We'll need to change your curly hair for a start
Ab         Bb
Give me a wig
              Cm  Fm
I'll take the part

[Chorus]
                      Ab  Cm  Ab  Bb  Cm
They're comin' for my life
Fm                     Ab  Cm  Ab  Bb  Cm
They're comin' for my life
Fm                     Ab  Cm  Ab  Bb  Cm
They're comin' for my life
Fm                     Ab
They're comin' for my life
Cm                         Ab  Bb  Cm
Yeah, they're comin' for my life

[Instrumental]
Fm  Abmaj7  Cm  Ab  Bb  Cm  F
Ab  Cm      Ab  Bb  Cm  Fm

[Bridge]
         Ab
I don't wanna feel nice
        Cm
I don't wanna feel nothin'
        Ab        Bb            Cm          Fm
I just wanna big house and a pocket full of money
        Ab
I just wanna feel safe
        Cm
I'm so tired of doubt
         Ab          Bb
I don't need a whole lot
      Fm
Just a way to break out

[Verse 5]
       Ab
Cut it out, Back to work
     Cm
I can see you online
     Ab       Bb
The president called;
             Cm      Fm
He said it's nuclear time
 Ab
Where should we go?
           Cm
No, their wifi is slow
      Ab         Bb           Fm
Lets stay at my place til we explode

[Chorus]
                       Ab  Cm  Ab  Bb  Cm
They're comin' for my life
Fm                      Ab  Cm  Ab  Bb  Cm
They're comin' for my life
Fm                      Ab  Cm  Ab  Bb  Cm
They're comin' for my life
Fm                     Ab  Cm  Ab  Bb
They're comin' for my life
   Cm     Fm       Ab  Cm
They're comin' for me

[Break]
                           Ab  Bb
I know they're comin' for me
Fm                        Ab
I know they're comin' for me
Cm                   Ab  Bb
I know they're comin'

[Chorus]
Cm            Fm             Ab
Yeah, they're comin' for my life
Cm                  Ab     Bb  Cm
They're comin' for my life
Fm                    Ab
They're comin' for me
Cm                          Ab  Bb  Cm  Fm
I know they're comin' for me

[Outro]
Ab  Cm  Ab Bb  Cm
Ab  Cm  Ab Bb Cm Fm
(repeat x3)